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hi i'm aislynn and i want to
be chip zien when i grow up

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

failnation:

A true scientist

failnation:

A true scientist

jonnwith2ns:

I just died a little.

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog 

WHAT IS THIS I NEVER KNEW I WAS SPEAKING SIXTEENTH-CENTURY FRENCH

saucefactory:

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AND WE’RE USING THE WORD LESS NOW THAN WE DID IN THE 1800s?????

cosmictwobyfour:

I aspire to BE THIS

pana-pen:

this could be us but u playin.

pana-pen:

this could be us but u playin.

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

theatomicboom:

popculturebrain:

Promo: Fox’s Fake Prince Harry Dating Show ‘I Wanna Marry Harry

THIS SHIT CANNOT BE REAL HOLY FUCK